Dear god … This is exactly why I say that everyone needs a little bit of Robin Scherbatsky in their lives.
How I met your mother | 4.21 Three Days Rule
Barney: Seriously. Jesus started the whole wait three days thing — He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he’d have only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died. They’d be all, ‘hey, Jesus, what up?’ And Jesus would probably be like, ‘what up? I died, yesterday!’ Then they would be all, ‘uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude.’ And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle. And then the dude would be like, ‘uh okay, whatever you say, bro.’ He’s not gonna come back on a Saturday… Everybody’s busy doing chores. Working the loom, trimming their beards. No. He waits the exact right number of days; three. Plus, it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already. They’re all in there, ‘oh no, Jesus is dead.’ Then, bam! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle. Everyone’s totally psyched! And FYI, That’s when he invented the high five. Three days, Ted. We wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story.
The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends. It’s when you have more playful moments than serious moments. It’s when you can joke around, let each other have piggy backs, have unexpected hugs and random kisses. It’s when you two give each other that specific stare and just smile. It’s when you’ll rather stay in to watch movies, eat junk food and cuddle, than go out all the time. It’s when you’ll stay up all night just to settle your arguments and problems. It’s when you can completely act yourself and they can still love you for who you are.
